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		<title>BIG TREES!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 03:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Trees, trees, trees,&#8221; Thought the lumberjack. There were trees all around. More than he could shake a saw at. Then, it happened. He got married. No more cutting big trees like a big, lumberjack man. Nope, now he&#8217;s got to hold his wife’s purse, again, while she tries on yet another smock. &#8220;Well, if you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=temjhoenz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14088008&amp;post=185&amp;subd=temjhoenz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrity Roundup (Vol. 1)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 20:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The economy, the oil spill, the confirmation of Elena Kagan, our ninth year in Afghanistan. Boring! What you care about are celebrities &#8211; and I’m here to dish out the latest! This is Celebrity Roundup! In case you missed it, 24-year-old Amanda Bynes recently announced she was coming out of early retirement! Whew &#8211; that’s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=temjhoenz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14088008&amp;post=169&amp;subd=temjhoenz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Words, Words, Words</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 02:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tem Jhoenz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder why Mel Gibson had to go and call his ex-girlfriend all those bad words. Whatever happened to calling a woman an easy glove or a loathsome toad, like they did back in Shakespeare’s day? And ladies, doth not despair. If you let your man know that he is a rank weed or a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=temjhoenz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14088008&amp;post=149&amp;subd=temjhoenz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Conversation Overheard Yesterday in the Jhoenz Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 21:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(My wife crosses the kitchen floor, stopping at the window.  She peeks through the blinds and, after a few seconds, walks away.  We are expecting a friend to arrive any moment.)
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		<title>A Poem About Youth</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tem Jhoenz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone can pinch their own nipples. Virtually anyone. My dad pinches his nipples while leaves fall. You can do it anytime, even in the F A L L When spring comes, and leaves don’t fall anymore, my dad still pinches his nipples.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=temjhoenz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14088008&amp;post=111&amp;subd=temjhoenz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You Knew the Day Was Coming</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wal-Mart achieves nirvana.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=temjhoenz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14088008&amp;post=87&amp;subd=temjhoenz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>On the Berenstain Bears</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 01:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve long felt betrayed by the Berenstain Bears. For all their talk about self-responsibility, not a single Berenstain ever took a good hard look in the mirror and asked, “Am I a magic bear? No, I am just a regular bear. Maybe then I shouldn’t talk and wear clothes like a human being!!!” How about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=temjhoenz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14088008&amp;post=55&amp;subd=temjhoenz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Like Glue, That&#8217;s Me and You</title>
		<link>http://temjhoenz.wordpress.com/2010/06/21/like-glue-thats-me-and-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tem Jhoenz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are a very pretty tape dispenser. I like how sticky you are all the time. Whenever I need you, you’re always there, on my desk, waiting to help me tape things. And when you’re down, I put another roll of tape in you. You like me to put things in you. We’re like glue, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=temjhoenz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14088008&amp;post=40&amp;subd=temjhoenz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2009 Idea Festival Interview: Domenica Cameron-Scorsese</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[This interview first appeared in Insulinfunk on October 10, 2009.] LOUISVILLE, KY &#8211; On September 26, Kentucky Film Lab’s Filmmaker’s Studio in conjunction with the Idea Festival, hosted a handful of workshops on production, gaming, and screenwriting. On that day, I sat down with director/writer/actress Domenica Cameron-Scorsese, to talk about Kentucky Film Lab, networking, collaboration, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=temjhoenz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14088008&amp;post=34&amp;subd=temjhoenz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I have a blog now.</title>
		<link>http://temjhoenz.wordpress.com/2010/06/21/new-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 00:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tem Jhoenz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is it.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=temjhoenz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14088008&amp;post=22&amp;subd=temjhoenz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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