Words, Words, Words

I wonder why Mel Gibson had to go and call his ex-girlfriend all those bad words. Whatever happened to calling a woman an easy glove or a loathsome toad, like they did back in Shakespeare’s day? And ladies, doth not despair. If you let your man know that he is a rank weed or a dishonest paltry boy, you’ll have put him in his place just as effectively.

So, go ahead, ladies and gents! Give it a try! You’ll thank me and Billy Shakespeare for it later.

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